About Me: Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is JESSE. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and kicking ass. I manage time efficiently. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike way with words, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down
